He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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