Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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