dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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