you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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