Jerry, you need to find god
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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