I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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