burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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