her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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