i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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