on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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