what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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