Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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