He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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