Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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