I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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