I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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