i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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