I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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