Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Fuck appropriateness.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
