Don't make out with my wife yet
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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