My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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