that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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