Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
you never un-have a 4some
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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