I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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