I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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