absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
