I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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