if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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