I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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