It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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