dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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