A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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