playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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