that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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