Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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