what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We left the knife in your bed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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