those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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