I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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