Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
please come you make the beer taste better
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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