My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
organizing the empties. That sober.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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