I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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