we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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