Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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