Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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