i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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