Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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