Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Did I show you my penis last night?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We need to get me chipped asap
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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