yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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