are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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