I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You have to summon your inner elephant
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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