she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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