no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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