Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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