We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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